The dilemma

The coat is on the bed with the receipt on top of it, and the tag you tucked in scratched your neck all night at the wedding, which felt like a message at the time. Your account is thirty pounds into the overdraft until payday. On the shop's website the returns page says unworn, with tags, fourteen days, in a font designed to be scrolled past. Your phone buzzes: your sister, who saw the photos.

Your options

1. Keep it. You wore it, so it is yours.
2. Take it back and tell them at the counter that you wore it.
3. Find out what the policy actually counts as unworn.