You are at a crowded dinner with friends. A notoriously smug guy named Jared looks at your outfit and loudly asks, 'Hey {{NAME}}, did you lose a bet?' The table goes quiet.
Your options
Smile warmly and say you dress for yourself.
Hit back instantly with a sharp insult about his personality.
Take a slow sip of your drink and look right through him.
The Cornell Clapback
Someone just insulted you in front of the whole group. The new science says to fire back. Your gut says something else. What do you actually do?
Qore